By Giovanna added on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 4:24pm
We’re only a little bit embarrassed to admit that we’re fans of “ Party in the U.S.A.” It’s just so catchy… But it seems the young star needs a few fashion lessons. We’ll start with Miley's declartion that she dressed like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman for her ‘80s themed 17th birthday party. Besides the fact that Hollywood Boulevard prostitute is probably not the most appropriate look for a 17 year old, we’d also like to point out that Pretty Woman was made in 1990 so she’s kinda failed at her own birthday theme.
Moving on, Miley recently claimed that she started the plaid shirt trend. Right… We know she was born in 1992 and probably doesn’t remember much of the whole grunge thing, but come on! Someone needs to get this girl a pop culture dictionary or perhaps a copy of Michael Lavine’s new photography book Grunge.
See below for Miley’s party look and the Christmas present we’ll be sending her.
[Image via Nymag.com]
[Image via MichaelLavine.com]
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I got a thing or two to say about that little Miley/Hannah character! Her daddy need to put her over his knee and knock some sense into her! Not that I do that to my child, uh hum...
I took my daughter a few of years ago (aprx 3 yrs) to a nearby mall to see her "in person"! She was soooo over the moon! Let me just tell ya, 5,000 tweens screaming on the top of their lungs in the SMALLEST mall on the planet is just about the worst thing that I have EVER heard/experienced! I felt as if I was in an Ultimate Fighting Ring! We wound up hiding under the escalator! Plus, EVERY store in that mall that had any type of "Miley/Hannah" paraphenalia had racks upon racks of gaaaabbbaaagggg placed outside their stores. PATHETIC! Her camp was also selling T-Shirts and we had to buy a "POSTER" when you went up for an autograph! If you didn't....NNNNEEEEXXXXTTTT! So I, the good cop, caved in and forked THIRTY BUCKS for an 8 1/2 x 12" "comp sheet"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By the way did I say poster?
She was to appear from 2pm to 5pm, HOWEVER, the nutty parents in the audience were bum rushing the stage to get pics and autographs causing a "breach of security" issue. Even after you were given a ticket to stand in line! Utterly ridiculous!
Anywho, Ms. Miley or do I call her Hannah Montana, decided that she was sick of these legions of fans, with whom fatten her (and her 'rents) velcro wallet, and proceeded to duck out of the meet and greet in only ONE HOUR! I saw little girls SOBBING because they didn't have a chance to pull out one of her blue clip in extentions! Come to think of it, the sobbing after she left was the worst sound I have ever heard in my life! Thousand of tweens sobbing that is! It was worse than the time I went to a Menudo concert when I was 13 at Madison Square Garden! Hello, did she cure cancer and I wasn't aware? There was even a young girl from the Make a Wish foundation that was turned away! In my eyes, either Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus (are they the same people?), were officially banned from my home and I had made my daughter aware of her disrespect! The sickening let down of a poor young girl that was dying from cancer! Shame on you Miley!
As for her desperation to look ten years older...If her parents condone a 23 year old boyfriend at the tender age of 15, then I don't think they have a prob with their daughter parading around like a Lolita! Who knows, at the tender age of 18, her boyfriend may be Billy Rae's age at the rate she is going! She NEED to be shopping on GOMATTA GIRLS, with whom offer a wonderful array of clothing that cover....your BODY!!!!!!
I wish I could tell her to PLEASE, ssttaayy a teen for more than...hey, I think she skipped that experience!
It's a shame!
xoxo
Erin